♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool but rude ♪
Gimme a break!
♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪
Party! ♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
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[ALL GROANING]
Ah-choo.
[COUGHING]
You're sure this turtlepox the boys have
isn't catching, splinter?
Quite sure, April.
It is a very rare disease that affects only mutant turtles.
Oh, I feel like the technodrome
just rolled over me.
[GROANS]
Here, have some chicken soup.
It'll make you feel better.
Ah-choo!
Oh, at least it would have.
[BUBBLING]
Here, Michelangelo. Try this.
Oh, April, what I really wanted
was a tea and toast pizza.
It's so nice of you to look after us
while we're sick, April.
By the way, this soup is cold.
Could you warm it up again?
April, can I have a glass of water?
Could you get me another blanket?
Tell me a story.
Ahh, for a bunch of heroes on the half shell,
they can be real babies!
There it is, shredder.
The invention that'll put an end
to those accursed turtles at last...
Metalhead!
What is it?
It's a robot,
which I intend to program with
the turtles' own ninja fighting skills.
That, combined with its built-in weaponry,
will make it unstoppable.
Watch.
In order to program the robot,
I will need complete brain wave scans
of all the turtles.
You must go to the surface
with this portable brainalyzer,
and get them for me.
Just once I'd like you to surface
where you're supposed to.
You--you said you wanted a soft landing.
Soft. Not overripe.
Now pay attention.
I need you cretins to lure the turtles
out of hiding
so I can use this brainalyzer on them.
Uh, maybe we oughta test it out first, boss.
Yeah. If we only had a brain.
I've been saying that about you two for years.
Uh, I don't get it, boss.
[SNORTS] Why are we breaking into this joint?
The turtles will think you're stealing equipment
for the technodrome,
and show up to stop you.
And when they do,
I'll be ready for them.
Now get in there and do your worst.
Ooh, the worst is what we do best.
You, there. Stop!
Hit the road, Jack.
Before the road hits you. Hyah!
Oh, they don't pay me enough
to take this abuse. [ALARM RINGING]
Everything's working perfectly, krang.
Channel 6 will provide live coverage
of this break-in momentarily,
and that will bring the turtles.
Excellent! For once things are going as planned.
[SNORING]
April, how is it that you're not
watching the news on television?
I was afraid it might wake up the guys.
Trust me.
In their condition, nothing will awaken them.
[ALARM RINGING]
Why isn't April here to cover this?
She's so much better
in these emergency situations.
Not that I'd ever tell her, of course.
What's keeping those blasted turtles?
They should have been here by now.
[SIREN WAILING]
Ha ha, is this fun or what?
[DEVICE RINGS]
Uh, what's up, boss? [SNORTS]
Are the turtles here?
No, but the police are.
You better get out of there.
We'll have to find another way
to lure the turtles out of hiding.
Gee, maybe the turtles don't think
we're important enough to beat up anymore.
That wounds me deeply.
Hmm. We're out of chicken soup.
I guess I better go buy some more.
Go rob that bank.
That will grab the turtles' attention.
[GASPS] A bank!
We're moving up in the world.
Yeah, the most we ever used to rob was minimarts.
Oh, great.
Just when you thought it was safe
to come out of the sewers.
[ALL SNORING]
Wake up, guys!
Rock steady and bebop
are robbing the metrocorp bank.
Oh, I must be having a fever dream.
It sounded like you said
bebop and rocksteady were robbing a bank.
That's exactly what I did say.
Boy, talk about lousy timing.
Ah-choo.
[SNIFFS] Yeah, I'm totally bummed.
Sick or not-- [COUGHS]
We're the only ones who can stop them.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
Hey, this is fun.
Let's do some more crimes.
Ooh, ooh! Better yet,
let's order pizza and not pay for it.
Hee hee hee!
You'd better hope they deliver
in the slammer, hamhead.
This is it.
The perfect opportunity.
Oh, boy, do I have a headache all of a sudden.
Yeah. Feels like a heavy metal concert
going on in my head.
It's probably just the effects of the turtlepox.
Rocksteady, bebop.
Get back to the transport module.
I have what I came for.
Aw, just when things was getting interesting.
They're getting away!
We'd better do the same.
I don't get it.
It's not like rocksteady and bebop
to back away from a fight!
Well, maybe they're sick, too.
Ah-choo!
Oh, come on back to the hideout, guys.
I'll fix some more chicken soup.
Wait, I-if-- if I eat anymore chicken soup,
I'll be the only turtle on earth with feathers.
It works.
I programmed a robot
with the turtles' ninja skills.
I'll believe that when I see it.
Gladly.
Rocksteady, bebop.
Attack the robot.
Ready or not, here we come.
We'll send that tin turtle
to the scrap heap.
Whoa! Whoa!
Hmm, I'm impressed.
It's everything I hoped it would be.
Against this fighting machine,
the turtles don't stand a chance.
Ah ha ha ha!
Oh, man, I am one tuckered-out turtle.
Ah-choo!
Be patient.
The fever should subside by tomorrow.
Uhh, I still can't figure out
what shredder and his goons were up to.
Oh, hey, what's the diff?
As long as we chased them back underground.
I hope they have indeed given up
as easily as you say, Michelangelo.
All right, robot.
Time to fulfill your primary function.
Seek and destroy the turtles.
Does it know how to pilot a transport module?
It has no need of one.
It can drill its way to the surface by itself.
And best of all,
its remote camera will let us watch
the destruction of the turtles
from the comfort of the technodrome.
Sounds good, if it doesn't blow a fuse.
It better not, or I'll blow my fuse.
Oh! Well, the turtles are all tucked in again
for a long nap, I hope.
Perhaps things will be quiet for a time.
[EARTH RUMBLING]
You want to bet?
What manner of creation is this?
Whatever it is,
it doesn't look too friendly.
Hyah!
Uhh! Uhh!
Aah!
Unh! It merely shrugged off
my most powerful kick.
What do we do now?
A wise man knows when he is outclassed, April.
I suggest we fall back
to a more strategic position.
In other words, we run like heck!
Precisely.
I can't move!
That machine seems to have tied us up.
So much for the strategic retreat.
You have any other ideas?
Oh, what's all the noise?
Whoa!
What is it?
He looks like a giant turtle.
Be careful, my students.
You are pitted against a superior fighting machine.
That doesn't scare us.
I am metalhead.
I crush turtles.
Now, that scares us.
ALL: Turtles fight with honor!
[ALL YELLING]
Ooh!
Aah!
Yeah! But this dude fights with everything!
He seems to know just what we're thinking.
And before we do.
Eh! No fair, dude!
Huh?!
Uhh! Uhh!
Uhh! Master splinter is right.
This thing is one jump ahead of us.
Ha ha!
I told you my robot could defeat them.
Good, now have it finish them off
before they have a chance to escape.
Not so fast.
I want them brought back to the technodrome.
So you can personally dispose of them?
Exactly.
First, I intend to slice and dice,
then parboil and fricassee them
with just a touch of cilantro.
Oh, you paint such a pretty picture.
Oh, we coulda whipped this metalhead
if we all weren't so sick.
He's gotta be one of krang's inventions.
He must've found a way to program him
with our ninja skills.
That doesn't give us much of a chance, does it?
Well, just one.
If I can match his frequency phase amplitude,
I might be able to demodulate his cybernetic synapses.
Most excellent, dude.
I was thinking the same thing myself.
Yeah. Wanna run that by us
one more time, Donatello?
Well, all I said was,
maybe I could use the turtlecom
to short circuit his memory banks.
So, like, what are you waiting for, bud?
[SHRILL TONE RINGING]
These high frequency oscillations oughta do it.
It's working! Keep it up!
Uh-oh! He's gone wackazoid!
That'll teach him to pick on 4 sick turtles.
Ah-choo!
Come on. Let's get him back to the lair.
Maybe I can reprogram him.
Ok, just don't use the stereo for spare parts.
Well, rocksteady,
you actually got us here without any foul-ups.
[GASPS] Did you hear that?
The boss actually showered me with compliments.
[GRUNTING]
Hey, you ain't the only one
who's getting a shower.
This is where krang said the robot would meet us.
Where is that wretched invention?
Aw, look, boss.
That oil slick must be all that's left of him.
Blast! I warned krang
something like this might happen.
The good part is
we can follow this trail of oil
and find the turtles.
[ENGINE STARTS]
Ah-choo!
Here, fellas.
I brought you some more chicken soup.
More chicken soup?
Ready, guys?
Yecch! Eww! Ecch!
Look at the bright side.
At least that robot won't be bothering us anymore.
[WHIRRING]
Oh, bummer. Not again.
Not to worry, gang.
I've deprogrammed him, then reprogrammed him.
Metalhead, meet the turtles.
[IMITATING MICHELANGELO] Hey, hermano,
how's it going, dude?
Huh? How come this robot reptile
sounds exactly like yours truly?
[IMITATING RAPHAEL] Nice place, guys. Who's your decorator,
the phantom of the opera?
Wrong, Michelangelo.
H-he sounds exactly like me.
[IMITATING LEONARDO] No, I don't. I sound like him,
[IMITATING DONATELLO] Except when I sound like him--
[IMITATING LEONARDO] Or him--
I mean, him. No, you don't!
[IMITATING MICHELANGELO] Who am I now?
[IMITATING RAPHAEL] Uh-oh! Personality overload!
[IMITATING DONATELLO] Dive! Dive!
A-ooga! A-ooga!
Heh heh. Uh, there are still
a few bugs to work out.
Since metalhead was programmed
with all our personalities,
he gets a little confused sometimes.
Great. A schizophrenic robot.
Oh, he's worse than schizophrenic.
He's quadrophrenic!
[IMITATING LEONARDO] Warning! Warning! Sensors indicate
shredder, bebop, and rocksteady approaching!
[IMITATING MICHELANGELO] Hey, man. They're mondo close, too.
Oh, no. Shredder's gonna find our hideout.
There goes the neighborhood.
My instincts tell me
that we're very close to the turtles' lair.
This time we're going to make some turtle hash.
Wait. I sense something.
[ENGINES APPROACHING]
The turtles!
Aah!
Catch us if you can, shred man.
Quickly! After them!
Right, boss.
Ecch. Idiots!
Oh, this'll be like shooting ducks in a barrel.
Or better yet, turtles in a sewer.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh-oh.
Krang! Come in, krang!
This better be important!
You're interrupting my exercise program.
Good news. We're in pursuit of the turtles
with the help of your robot.
What in blazes?
Hey, I thought this thing was on our side.
Your robot is shooting at us.
Nobody's perfect.
Gotta hand it to you, Leonardo,
having metalhead pretend to chase us
was brilliant.
Ok, we're far enough from our lair now.
Let's go topside.
[ALL GROANING AND COUGHING]
Uhh, this wouldn't be any fun,
even if I were well.
Uh-oh. Here come the party animals.
Where are those turtles?
I'll pulverize them!
Yeow!
[CYCLING TURTLE VOICES] 'Scuse me!
Move it or lose it!
No time to chat! Good-bye.
Got to catch those turtles.
Catch this, steel shell.
No!
Stop, you fool!
Aah!
[IMITATING MICHELANGELO] Whoa. I feel so funky.
[IMITATING LEONARDO] I got to blast those turtles.
[IMITATING DONATELLO] Wait. I have to blast shredder.
Or is it the turtles? I'm so confused.
[IMITATING RAPHAEL] Maybe I'll just blast everybody!
Aah! Aah!
Bebop, you idiot!
You've caused the robot to go completely haywire.
Yeah.
Pretty smooth, pork lips.
Hey! Bogus move!
He's not supposed to be shooting at us!
Going up.
We've got to shut metalhead down
before he turns us into turtle toast!
Primo notion, fearless leader,
but how are we gonna that?
I've got an idea. Look!
APRIL: The channel 6 building?
I might be able to rig up
some of the broadcasting equipment
to deactivate metalhead.
Good. Take April with you.
Oops! It's getting too hot here!
We'll deal with metalhead.
Oh, shredder and his goons are below us.
We'll take the aerial route. Follow me.
Me on that thing? You must be kidding.
April! Wait!
Going down, amigo.
[IMITATING RAPHAEL] Aha! Trying to escape.
Aah!
Donatello! Are you all right?
Uhh, if I were a cat,
I'd have just lost about 8 lives.
How'd you get down from there?
I took the stairs.
Come on! Now, let's take the ground route.
Oh, right.
Air travel does not agree with me.
The turtles are up there!
Go get them!
But, boss, w-what about that whacked-out robot?
Uh, yeah.
You want him to get mad at us?
Believe me.
Better him mad at you than me!
Since you put it that way.
Hurry. Maybe we can sneak you up to the transmitter
before anyone sees you.
[ELEVATOR DINGS] Uh-oh!
It's burne and Vernon.
Quick! Hide behind this thing.
April. What are you doing here?
I thought it was your day off.
[LAUGHS WEAKLY] You know me, chief.
I can't stay away from this place.
Ah-choo!
Who sneezed?
Uh...Oh, sorry.
I-I must be catching a cold.
Oh, I haven't seen
those troublesome turtle friends of yours lately.
Oh, you know them.
They could be anywhere in the world.
Bad news, amigos.
We're trapped like...Like...
Rats?
I was going to say turtles!
[IMITATING RAPHAEL] Sayonara, turtles.
[IMITATING LEONARDO] Wait. I can't do this.
The turtles are my friends.
[IMITATING KRANG] Or is shredder my friend?
[IMITATING MICHELANGELO] Oh, bummer. Like, I'm totally confused.
Oh, yeah? [SNORTS]
Well, we ain't confused.
Say bye-bye, you green geeks!
Well, do you have it working?
We'll know in a second.
Here goes.
[IMITATING DONATELLO] Wait.
It's all so clear to me now.
The turtles are my friends.
[IMITATING RAPHAEL] And you bozos aren't!
Huh?
Aah!
Time to beat a discreet retreat.
Oof!
[IMITATING MICHELANGELO] Yo, dudes.
Time to get our shells in gear.
LEONARDO: Good job, Donatello.
Metalhead's working fine again.
[IMITATING RAPHAEL] Daddy!
Uhh! We'd better get him back in the sewers
before something else goes wrong.
Oh, man. Am I glad that's over.
Yeah, now we can get back
into being seriously sick.
Ah-choo!
Yeah, it's kind of fun
with April waiting on us hand and foot.
Sorry, fellas. No more nursing.
I've gotta get back to channel 6.
What? But who's going to look after us
till we're better?
It's already been taken care of.
Oh, nurse metalhead!
[IMITATING APRIL] All right, everyone in bed.
And I mean now!
I've created a frankenstein.
What is taking so long?
Well, it's about time.
What is that?
BEBOP: Um, we had a little accident, krang.
Uh, yeah. You got a chisel handy?
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